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The most godliest person you will ever meet. They produce cum pasta from their toes and they have 69696969696969696969 foot long thighs.
They will suck your toes
They will also shove macaroni and cheese up your ass without warning
Daddy thigh massive please shove macaroni up my ass
someone who is an absolute fucking idiot, an actual brainlet.
a cute lil nickname for your friend
A: (did sumn wrong like a libtard)
B: omg you massive gay retard it’s not that one it’s the other one
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A : yo it’s my bday
B: ayyy happy birthday you massive gay retard!!!
Really tall, creepy looking ginger people that freak others out in the street, on facebook and generally everywhere.
So i was looking down my mini feed when all of a sudden....AAAAAHHHH I was freaked out by a massive scary ginge! I had to have a little cry.
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A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.
Often referred to as a great column
"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"
"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "
"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."
"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"
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1. An extra large massive dump.
2. a) What the 45th president said happened with ballots on Election Night 2020.
b) What the 45th president's former friends took on him during the January 6 hearings.
This election was over. And then they did dumps. They called them dumps. Big massive dumps in Michigan, and Pennsylvania, and all over.
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a fanny which is not only massive, but also stinky.
By Jove, Smithers, your mother truly does have a massive stinky fanny!
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Massive Pussy Syndrome or MPS.
This is better known as pussyitis.
A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.
Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.
Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.
Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Teammate 1 - "Where did Mike go?"
Teammate 2 - "He said he no longer likes the taste of beer since he got the Massive Pussy Syndrome. Then he went home to shave his box!"
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