the king of all donkbots
He's no a donkbot, he's donkbotious maximus
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What you say when you invite your girl to watch the bee movie but she begins to take her clothes off and touch your front stinger
DONT TOUCH MY FRONT STINGER, NOW BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS
/'bu kษหrษst ษชหfษkt'/
A living representation of what we are living in
"The Maximus Bucharest Effect is at play here"
A patented LED keychain flashlight used by the military, airline pilots, campers, survivalists, and Fortune 500 corporations as a promotional giveaway.
The Maximus Micro Light provides a source of light that can easily be carried in a purse or on a keychain. The micro light is sold by Micro Light Guy, inc.
The scientific name for a "FRONT BUTT".
"That guy's got a HUGE Gluteus Maximus Frontalis on him. It's like an extra cushion."
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To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.
OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.
The Yeet of all Yeets, on the way to Yeetus Omega.
โYeetus Maximus Prime activate!โ
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