a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty
shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her home with me.
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Jesus: I bored at this party bro.. lets bounce!
Jake: Why? Whats up?
Jesus: Its too Much Mayonnaise
When Mr.Mayonnaise picks someone other than Jacob for the role of Aphrodite in "The Judgement of Paris"
This director pulled a total Scott Mayonnaise Miscast
A goofy 3 foot 1 non gade drinker
Where’s his gade oh that’s a John mayonnaise birdboy
When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her
Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.
When a black guy tries to act white
My black friend is always angry mayonnaise
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