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A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.
"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?
Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
A Men Meeting is a “Circle Jerk” all members will put their phones in the middle (sometimes with porn sometimes without) and perform a Circle Jerk
You going to the men meeting tonight? I hear all the men are going
The person at a meeting principally responsible for ensuring that self-important blowhards, who like to hear themselves talk and tend to substitute their own priorities and agendas for the group's, don't hijack the meeting (similar to what air marshals do for the airlines).
When John brought up a new topic and tried to take the meeting in a different direction, the Meeting Marshal quickly shut him down and got us back on the agenda.
The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke
Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."
When a manager or superior keeps pushing back a meeting in small increments.
To meeting edge.
My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!
When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.
“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “
Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.
Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.
Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.
When camgirls meet users for sex on-camera. Particularly popular amongst german performers from that site of their dirty hobbies.
My first user meet and it was very cool. First of all, the camera man fucked me and then my user date.