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Melissa

Melissa...she is a thicky Nicky and don’t give two shits about fake people. She’s the type of girl to whoo you with her sexual eyes and tittes. She’s hilarious and will make you pee your panties until you coochie starts to smell like pescado. Don’t ever lose this dumb bitch because after she’s gone there will be a gaping hole in your heart that will never go away until you decide to end it all.

Example 1:Hey who’s that girl over there??

Oh that’s Melissa!

Can you tell her to stfu!!?!

Example 2: hey who should I play shoot’em up games with?

Oh def play with Melissa!

by Thick to the nick February 27, 2020

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A Melissa.

A Melissa is when a bitchy hoe from a book on Wattpad tries to take your baby boy lukey’s virginity

Ugh she is such A Melissa.

by Cough cough Jesus get in my be February 2, 2019

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Melissa

There aren’t enough words in any language to describe Melissa.

She’s wonderfully caring and loyal, though she is a bit quiet. That’s okay, though! She’s perfect the way she is. She always knows what to say and absolutely lights up when you and her start talking about things she enjoys. She’s always there to support and motivate you, and is a great secret keeper so you can always confide in her. But don’t hurt her because that’s a shitty move and you’ll regret it.

Melissa is the only one I can talk to here!

by storytravelled July 18, 2020

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Melissa

Melissa is a creation of god. She is the perfection in person.

Melissa is perfect

by Perfect b!tch November 21, 2021

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Melissa

Melissa: A person who makes you go crazy if you break up.

Melissa broke up with him and he went crazy and beat up his house…melissa has that million dollar pussy I guess hahaha.

by Ohsmellycat December 8, 2022

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melissa benoist

An adorable and dorky actress and singer. She stared as Marley Rose on Glee, and Kara Danvers on Supergirl. She grew up in Colorado and went to college in New York.

Melissa Benoist is so talented at acting and singing

by Melissa Benoist April 23, 2017

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melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?

melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live

by ihopetj February 1, 2019