A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.
Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.
fat melon is a word used to describe a big girl on Omegle, preferably with the name of Zahra.
Omegle Guy: Hey what’s your name?
Big gal: Oh, it’s Zahra.
Omegle Guy: Oh Translate this, Ya fat melon!
A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.
Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?
When you have to pee but cannot
Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.
Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.
Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!
A Boy called Harry With A head mabye the size of a watermelon or mabye even a normal yellow melon.
Harry: hey guys Jim: You have Melon head Harry Melon
a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it
That bitch's muff melon made me gag.