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A girl named Melody that is nicknamed Melon from her friends. She is very sarcastic and extremely caring. She loves the color blue and she uses Social Media.
Melody the Melon is so funny!
A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.
Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.
A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.
Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?
When you have to pee but cannot
Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.
A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.
Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"
Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."
Fruit that tastes nothing like honey and everything like dew.
"I love the taste of honeydew melon!" Said no one ever.
Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.
Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!