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“I gave frank a Melvin. His balls were hurting for the rest of the day.”
The pure embodiment of a person who has nothing and never will. A term often used in the brutal slander of an individual.
You're such a Melvin. This guy pulled the ultimate Melvin moment
An extremely stupid (and somehow not illegal) play on the stock market by an institutional investor which results in billions of dollars of damage to the company who made the play. Typically due to extreme greed such as shorting stock by over %100 in the hopes of buying it back after it drops to zero dollars.
Named for the company holding the short position during the 2021 GME Short Squeeze
GME is a company with no intrinsic value! They'll be bankrupt by the end of 2020! Let's Melvin it! What's the worst that could happen? Only a total retard would try to squeeze us here...
The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.
Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?
Bobby: oh that's just melvin
Melvin is a loving guy. He is very smart and his smile is to love and die for. He gets in Trouble a lot but that don’t get him down. Sometimes girls fight over him. He loves joking around with people that likes him but he doesn’t like her. Some people say girls be on his meat everyday but it don’t really get to him. He’s good at basketball and football. He carry his team everyday and people get mad and hate on him. Melvin is a bad bitch getter. But, get on his nerves he will be dangerous at that point.
1: Jacob is so Melvin
2: Chill, chill, chill your totally being an Melvin
The blending of the names of Melissa and Kevin. The best couple on Earth. Real ride or die Bonnie and Clyde type.
"I cant wait to celebrate Melvin at their wedding.
A front wedgie. Only achieved on girls.
"Dad, that mean girl in gym class gave me a Melvin today!"