A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.
Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!
*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *
You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."
*both laugh*
An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)
The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.
Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.
a meter to measure iffu give a fuck or not.
“idgaf. the fuck-o-meter says so”
A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event
The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz
A fucking cunt who thinks they are doing their city a service, when really they are a bunch of cunty little faggots (in Spirit of Louis Ck) who do nothing but hurt the pockets of tax payers for no reason.... predatory policing
Fucking cunt get a real job, fucking meter maid
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A woman who moans progressively louder as you dig in her (degree of penetration). Measured in Digs (d^S-).
Wow she was loud she was really Dig Meter.