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Michael

A Michael is an absolute dick. He can be funny at times, but doesn't seem to understand anyone. He makes the worst boyfriend possible. He will only make matters worse. He is kinda sticky and leaves an odd after taste after kissing you. He is just about as smooth as an 80 year old man. He CAN be cool, but that's pretty rare. He's obsessed with video games and you have to pry him out of his house. Michael's can be decent friends as long as you don't tell them any personal stuff.

Bob-I haven't seen Michael in a week. Is he still alive?

Sara-Yeah, he's just been playing some video game.

by Absolutetrash77777 August 4, 2017

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


michael

the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.

michael is a common boring average name

by slayerr August 24, 2007

760πŸ‘ 1032πŸ‘Ž


Michael

Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand

Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand

by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 7, 2010

71πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


Michael

Michael- a tall handsome guy who can make any girl fall for him with one smile. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet . A Michael has a voice of an Angel. No matter what you do Michael will be there to help when you need him.

Girl 1: do you see that guy? He is so cute.
Girl 2: heels such a Michael

by Sassygirl7 April 4, 2019

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Michael

A wholesome blue eyed kid.
He loves you no matter what
He always makes people laugh and he’s really easy too fall in love with!

<Have you seen Michael today>
<YEAH he is soo F###ing HOT!!!!!>

by Princetongirl819 November 30, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Michael

Cool guy

Michael gets all the butches

by Imnotgay2477379 October 25, 2017

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Michael

Very extroverted and can speak to everyone, but has a little trouble listening. Least athletic guy you will ever meet, but will know every fact about every athlete in the NBA. Might have a hidden gambling problem, but only because he's good at it. Somewhat smart but doesn't always show it. Loves animated comedy, especially shows like Family Guy and South park. Is always coming up with lofty business ideas and constantly pitching them to friends and family. Every Michael has a hot sister and has implied at one point that he agrees. But at the end of the day he’s always there to back you up.

β€œWho’s that girl over there? she’s hot” said Brad
β€œThat’s Michael sister” Chad

by Rickss May 5, 2021

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž