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A technology corporation named after a microscopic and soft dick.
Oh and also, fuck you kim jong un
Crackhead: Ooooh look a microsoft building
Crackhead with dirty mind: Ayoooo
A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.
Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?
evil and bad company
person 1: i work at microsoft
person 2: DIE!!!!
A company you become a slave to in your school and work years regardless of what your doing,
"What are you doing cam?"
" oh just becoming a slave to Microsoft "
Microsoft Corporation is an American multinational technology corporation which produces computer software, consumer electronics, personal computers, and related services. Its best known software products are the Microsoft Windows line of operating systems, the Microsoft Office suite, and the Internet Explorer and Edge web browsers. Its flagship hardware products are the Xbox video game consoles and the Microsoft Surface lineup of touchscreen personal computers. Microsoft ranked No. 21 in the 2020 Fortune 500 rankings of the largest United States corporations by total revenue; it was the world's largest software maker by revenue as of 2016. It is considered one of the Big Five companies in the U.S. information technology industry, along with Google, Apple, Amazon, and Facebook.
Microsoft was founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen in 1975, to develop and sell BASIC interpreters for the Altair 8800. It rose to dominate the personal computer operating system market with MS-DOS in the mid-1980s, followed by Microsoft Windows. The company's 1986 initial public offering, and subsequent rise in its share price, created three billionaires and an estimated 12,000 millionaires among Microsoft employees. their largest being the acquisition of LinkedIn for $26.2 billion in December 2016, followed by their acquisition of Skype Technologies for $8.5 billion in May 2011.
'I Searched How To Make A PC On Microsoft Bing'
The grossest, smelliest, piece of shit company known to the planet.
I dare you to try and get support from Microsoft.
This name comes from the size of bill gates cock.
micro and soft
Oh!! his cock is so micro "that what she said and don't forget soft!"
Microsoft means micro and soft cock