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its a verb used to describe the act of overcomplicating a good/ok idea and then making a mess which decreases the progress of the idea as well as harms limits its reach.
in short f***ing up.
microsoft: let's build a piece of code which helps common people write word documents. yes now let's add a few 100-200 features so that common people have to watch tutorial to learn how to operate our software.
Google: yeah let's remove those features and make it easy for people to use.
Discord: yes, we just made the perfect messaging and chatting platform for teenagers. Now let's f***ing put out more an more features to ease the use.
teenagers: stop f***ing microsofting.
An imaginary, corrupted version of Microsoft Word.
Microsoft Weird didn't save the document correctly.
a female computer geek that loves orgasms
damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
or
"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"
To get the COVID-19 vaccine, which obviously has a Microsoft chip in it to make you buy Microsoft products /s
"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)
When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
Examples:
“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”
→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”
“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”
→ “Classic Microsofting.”
"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)
When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
Examples:
“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”
→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”
“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”
→ “Classic Microsofting.”
Noun
1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).
Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."