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Half-past midnight. Similar to noon-thrity.
"Man, it's already midnight-thirty, I have a midterm in 7 1/2 half hours!"
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The Midnight Express is a descriptive term to describe the act of taking a late night bowel movement that is coupled with a raunchy smelling odor that slowly seeps outwards from the bathroom and typically results in waking up all occupants of a household.
The Midnight Express though rare, typically originates from a steady diet of junk food, taco bell, and other bowel stimulating foods. Such foods by themselves are relatively harmless however under special circumstances these foods will cascade together in an order that creates a harden plug with a toxic gaseous liquid behind it.
Once such circumstances exist, typically the “Train Driver” -the person who performs the midnight express- will experience “whistle blowing” –also called flatulence- ranging from one to three days until the plug reaches the end of its journey, which in the case of the midnight express will be between the hours of 11pm to 3am. This critical point is also referred to as the “train leaving the station” or the “All Aboard Call”.
Sometimes this All aboard Call is mistaken by the Train Driver as just another Whistle Blow which to there surprise results in either a mad dash to the bathroom or squashing allover themselves rather than the nice casual stroll. This loud trotting sound only adds effect to the Midnight Express imagery and the wet Whistle Blow is the tail-tail sign that the Midnight express is about to roll thru.
I was peacefully dreaming until my roommate took a midnight express which woke me up and left me gasping for air.
After I took a midnight express it took 5 days to get the smell out of the house.
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a dark haired chick who is as dumb as a blonde chick
She is midnight blonde
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Another one of Stephanie Meyer's so-called 'projects.'
Was halted in mid-production due by the grace of the Mormon god because it was leaked online. This saved millions of poor souls from hearing how horny Edward the sparkly stalker fuck-her-in-her-sleep virgin vampire was for the past 190 years.
Stephanie Meyer has halted the book for an indefinite period of time just so she could fuck with all the twilight fan's heads. This was really all a sham so that Meyer could steal more of the brainwashed kid's money and suck their blood so she could feel closer to her sparkly fictional rapist.
bitch: OH NUUUU. MIDNIGHT SUN GOT LEAK-ED ONLINEEE AND NAOW I CANT READ IT. WTFFF WILL I DO. I WANT TO KNOW JUST HOW DEEPY EDWARD'S HORNIESS WAAASSS.
logic: STFU. /KILLS
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While having sex doggystlye, tell the female (or male) that she is the ugliest girl or guy youve been with and try to hold on for eight seconds.
"I gave xotchil the midnight rodeo"
-josh flores
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x minutes to midnight
x equals any number from 15 to 0
how close we are to the end of times, as a direct result of nuclear holocaust, on the doomsday clock.
Originally conceived in 1947 by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists at the university of chicago.
In the reagan administration we got as close as 4 minutes to midnight.
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A color that is the epitomy of darkness at night.
He couldn't see through the midnight blue.
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