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A loving hardworking guy who is overprotective of his Wife or anybody he loves do not mess with Mike, Mike is also a player be careful with a mike
“ Don’t even think of going near mikes wife “
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Mike is a person who sometimes is chill but other times no body fucking likes him and he is a fat sun of a bitch and his dick is very small and he gets a few girls but they are fat aswell and usually still look better than him but otherwise he is smart and is caring and will have the drive one day to be successful and gay
Mike. is cool and all but he is a fat bitch sometimes
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A sick, bald headed, pedophiliac dog fucker; like to flirt with every girl he comes in contact with; just an all around sick fuck
Guy#1: You see that guy over there? I heard he likes kids and dogs.
Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!
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used to describe a funny, nice dood who takes a lot of dick pics. Generally showers.
You: Whose that new guy Jen is banging?
Me: Yeah, he's a Mike.
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