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A Gym test that's worse than the FitnessGram pacer test itself. Basically, the moronic Gym teacher kicks your ass out onto the hot paved concrete, and demands you to run around the school (or somewhere else) 10 times. If you ran a mile in less than 7 minutes, congrats. But if you end up killing your legs for more than 11 minutes, then you're fucked up.
Liam: Bro, I just wasted 13 minutes of my life doing the mile run.
Jeremy: 13 minutes? What a slow bitch. I only ran a mile in 5 minutes.
Liam: So that's why I see you running down the streets like a retard everyday, blocking drivers from going to Chipotle.
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In poker, three of a kind, tens. Also known as Flint to Saginaw, as the distances between those two cities is 30 miles.
Thirty miles no good! I've got aces full!
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581 miles is used to separate to left handed people that are the bestest friends ever. god put them far away to teach them a lesson but nether know what it is. it is also a the distance that they traveled to where they met each other and partied at 1am to 4:30. the 581 miles separate the boy ( stalker ) from the girl.
Girl: Dude we are 581 miles away.
Boy: I know its only 93 kilometers.
Girl: That's not bad, stalker.
Boy: You have 406 friends.
Girl: That's a little stalkerish
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An event held at some colleges where the students get naked and run along a route that is one mile long.
John is running the naked mile.
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when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town
i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile
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Sixty Miles an hour.
Also used to describe a rappid dispursal of oral information as a means to slow it down.
"What's the speed limmit?"
"Sixty! you can go a mile a minute!"
"Blah blah blah"
"Slow down i can't write that fast. You're going a mile a minute!"
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To run the mile means to are getting drunk. If you are only paritially drunk then maybe you only ran the half mile, or if your tipsy maybe you only ran the quarter mile. but if you run the full mile then you are considered wasted. In order to run the mile you must have running shoes (alcohol). Origin: Two men were drunk on homecoming night and had to get back home, they ended up running about a mile back to their house.
Harry decided to run the mile and ended up on the toilet all night. Mitch decided to run the mile and ended up barfing everywhere.
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