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A joke coined by Tumblr users making a bigger joke than South Canada.
Justin Trudeau: I declare the Milky way to be named Milky eh
Audience: We accept
Donald Trump Swooping down from an eagle: I'll contact NASA right away
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a limp penis that is covered in sperm
i have a milky willy
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when reciveing a blow job as one is about to ejacutate he bobs the girls head down all the way down so she deep throuts, therefore sperm begins to flow out of her nose.
i was gettig head from jessica and i gave here a milky way and cum flowed out her nose like a fat kid drinking milk.
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Eating sushi off a really pale, naked, Japanese female.
Sales rep to client: "I'm so pleased you're happy with the deal: Looks like the Milky bars are on you!"
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When a person shits a log, then ejaculates on it, and presents it as an organic chocolate bar from London.
Kahlid asked Manny to get him a milky bar while he was in london so he took a shit then cummed on it for him.
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When a man puts caramel in the particular orifice that he is fucking or is intending to fuck, however it mostly pertains to anal sex with caramel in the receiver's asshole.
Go give your boyfriend a milky way, fag.
Oh man, she got a milky way last night? What a dirty bitch!
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Best to describe anyone named Phillip.
Phillip is such as milky licker.
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