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Millennial

Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.

Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.

Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019


Millennial

A person born between 1991 and 2000. If we agree it takes 16 to 20 years for a person to learn and mature (by societal norms) . Every individual born between these dates would be 4 to 12 years old at the time when the information age really started. It was these few short years where the use of touch screen Internet phones exceeded desktop Internet use. This generation were highly influenced by this. A very small generation. Because these individuals at the eldest were starting comprehensive school and the youngest starting infants school (UK system). They had smartphone Internet access. The information age was public and accessible to all. The beginning of social media, this generation started and gave rise to the online world we all know today.

They are the true millennials, one's who grew up at the start, some became dot.com millionaires, most didn't but the fact is they matured into the adults they are today with this technology at their fingertips in the very beginning of the information age.

If a person reach 16 before this technological and societal change... They are not a millennial.

Any person born before 1991 is not a millennial

by InjuredNinja December 24, 2021


Millennial

Derogatory term for people in their twenties obsessed with avocados, tumblr, pinterest, and awful memes (from tumblr, usually). They also like Friends, and probably do Buzzfeed quizzes. BEWARE!

Any 20 year old: "I'm a millennial."
Me: "Why?"

by gamergirl123456 April 13, 2021


Millennial

A kid that typically wears his pants past his ass not realizing they show availability. Also has a haircut trimmed on both sides and a puff on top.

That dude is such a millennial

by steammustachio February 24, 2022


Millennial

A term used to describe any person born between 1981 and 1996.

"Scott's turning 25 this year, in 2021. Yeah, he's a Millennial, but just barely."

by FluffyDreamer November 28, 2021


Millennial Shark

Online e-daters that will slowly break apart hopelessly, they make bad jokes, send each other furry pictures, and are furries that have met from a fish game . Useless minor e-daters with no life.

They are such a Millennial shark, they will never progress any further.

by mah2220 May 1, 2022


Millennialing

Behaving like an individual who avoids the behaviours expected of a responsible and mature adult. Sarcastically used by adults regarding behaviours (or lack thereof) demonstrating a lack of maturity by millennial's who sarcastically use adulting to validate moments of maturation.

I had smashed avo for breakfast this morning, there goes my home loan deposit #millennialing

I had bills and assignments due this week but millennialing is setting me free

by Redav May 11, 2018