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DON'T DRINK THE MIND HONEY
JUST DON'T FUCKING DRINK THE MIND HONEY GAMZEE
When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.
1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard
2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?
1:...yup
Absence of intelligence due to... lack of vitamin D from absence of sunlight. IE- A grown man living in his parents basement.
Yeah Carlos totally has a basement mind
Some one who is always thinking sex or mentally screwing someone
Guy 1: Bro, did you just see that hot girl walk by? guy 2: yea, i just lost my mental virginity to her. guy 1: Don't be such a mind whore dude.
The act of remembering, in the post-Google world.
No, no, no. Let's see if we can't mind-google this one.
Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.
Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday
Friend 2: was it epic
Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke
1) when you don't want to go to sleep but aren't awake enough to do something productive.
2) similar to being a vegetable, except you are locked away in the awesomeness of your currently being binge watched TV show.
3) when you are so pissed off at/about something/someone that you are unresponsive.
1) Josephine was laying on the couch doing nothing because she was mind dead.
2) Alexi was on the couch watching a TV show on her tablet in a state of mind deadness.
3) Jonah killed Tina's cat and Tina was so mad that she was mind dead.