yao ming

the best muafuckin center in the nba who is better than shaq. he can shoot free throws unlike shaq. he can shoot from just inside the three point line unlike shaq. he has good footmovement unlike shaq. lets jus say dis he better than shaq.

Yao Ming is the best center in da nba

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ming mong

Someone of simple intelligence or who once upon a time would be called a village idiot. Especially effective when teamed with the name of your next door town.

That guy is a ming mong.
They are all Newhaven ming mongs

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minge-singe

A burning sensation you get after sex. Caused by female genitalia.

Nah man the sex was good just afterwards i had minge-singe.

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Yao Ming?

Short for: "You know what I mean?"

"Yao Ming?" is higly localized. I coined it first when Yao Ming signed on with the Rockets, and since then I've heard my friends around the Houston area say it. It's catchy!

Emily: Man, I hate Monday mornings! I can't stay awake in my early classes...Yao Ming?

Kat: I totally know what you mean! I'm about to collapse!

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ming hui

Musically talented, good at dance, very nice stationery. Type of gal that keeps stuffed toys in a pencil case. All boys she meets fall for her. Probably likes guys with stereotypical names like Brendon, Lucas, Tom, and Ryan.

“Ming Hui is good at everything.”
“No one is surprised.”

“Have you seen that girl that’s always escorted by 2 guys on the bus?”
“Definitely Ming Hui”

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smelly minge

Her fanny smelt like Grimsby ona warm day

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minge eater

Slang term used for a lesbian, i.e. someone who eats minge.

Also the punch line in the joke "what do you call a indian lesbian?"

Check out the fem-mullet she must be a right minge eater!!

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