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The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.
My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"
When you are looking through a bag of shake and find a bud.
“Bro I just found a miracle bud” “no way man!”
When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.
Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.
A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.
If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!
“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”
A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies everything we know is wrong
This new measurement is a Mitesh miracle