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The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.
My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"
MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!
When you are looking through a bag of shake and find a bud.
“Bro I just found a miracle bud” “no way man!”
When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.
Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.
The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.
"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"
When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.
Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.