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- bullshit text from a narcissist seeking validation. do not engage.
- fuckboi text reminding you he exists after disappearing for months, just in case you've forgotten him.
block immediately.
narcissist: miss you
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Miss Porter's is an amazing all girls boarding school located in Farmington Connecticut. It contains some of the most brilliant, beautiful, hottest, best, and amazing girls you will ever meet. Teachers, the Girls, the campus, the schedules...the place couldn't be better. Even the avon old farms boys agree with all of their porters (not ethel walkers) girlfriends. If you want to hang with the best...go to porters!!
Look at that Miss Porter's girrrrl!
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When you "accidentally" miss the vagina and end up in the ass.
"She was really getting into it until I gave her the swiss miss".
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a extremely gorgeous female with short blonde hair, tattoos, red lips and eyes that are full of life. Miss D's like to have fun, listen to music and send rapid fire text messages to tall incredibly sexy, mega studly guys from Santa Cruz Ca....much like the way the mythical greek legend "medusa" turned those who looked at her into stone, a Miss D will give those who dare to glance in her direction a massive boner,due to an incredibly high concentration of hotness. (this includes gay men and even other women) Miss D's are native to Novato Ca but due to popular demand of her beautiful smile and over all presence there have been recent sightings in Sonoma Ca, San Francisco Ca and various other citys in the bay area WARNING: do not taunt or antagonize a Miss D.....they are bad-ass and they can and will beat your fuckin ass!!
dude #1 "whos cooler than cool? dude#2 the fonz? dude#1 hell no! Miss D
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A girl/woman that a boy/man makes up in order to impress other people or make them jealous. Usually someone he "meets" at a typical public place, ie camp, movies, Barnes & Noble, etc. by himself; "reveals" he had a past relationship with her; then tells about all the things he's "done" with her. It is important to note that a Miss Towers can be a real person that the boy/man actually DID have a past relationship with, a stranger, or just some random person who does not exist.
That boy's girlfriend has GOT to be a Miss Towers. He has a million friends and none of them have ever seen her.
Have you heard about Stan's new chick? No way she's real. Gotta be a Miss Towers- the population of this town is like 6,000 and no one knows her.
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Just a social media post caption for when you are majorly missing a memory and wish to go back to that moment right away. It can be used as a casual text after a mention of a happy moment spent with someone or somewhere. Might not be ideal to use it in a verbal conversation since this phrase does not come up naturally.
Aww... Look! Taylor shared a picture of our time at the beach last year with the caption 'major missing❤️'.
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A call to a cellular phone that was not answered, where the caller leaves no message.
The called is expected to return the phone call.
See Phone Tag.
"Ooooh, I have a missed call... I'd better call them back!"
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