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The sequel to the very popular 2007 game, "Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare." It's a first person shooter that takes place 5 years after the events of the first game.
The single-player is short but great. The co-op mode is named, "spec-ops." It's a fun mode but has no matchmaking which is not good.
The multiplayer, which is the most popular mode, I think is an unbalanced, overrated, piece of garbage. It has terrible maps among other things. The multiplayer also has many other annoyances such as a perk called "commando" where you can lunge at an enemy from about 10 feet away. Another thing that will make you rage quit is the grenade launcher, or more commonly known as the "noobtube." There is also killstreaks, where you can pick which kill reward that you want. Because of this, most players use the harrier, chopper gunner, nuke setup and camp the whole game and don't help at all with winning the game. Also, this also promotes boosting. You will find a lot of people that think getting a nuke will somehow make their chode bigger, thus, they will get a friend and try to cheat their way to a nuke my continuously killing their friend while using a tactical insertion. Possibly the most retarted thing added is deathstreaks. The purpose of deathstreaks is to make the game so casual and make it so the worst players can get kills in an unfair way.
MW2 is a game for people that have ADD, hate teamwork, and love saying the word "Wow" every 3 seconds.
A Typical Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer match
Guy - Gets killed by commando
Same guy - ragequits
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The best show on nickelodeon, it never had a bad episode, was always funny, and it kicked ass. Problem is that nickelodeon turned into a suckass preteen bullshit station and had to cancel it cause they don't like quality shows.
Rocko's Modern Life was the best show ever, and I'll beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise!
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Shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.
modern hip-hop is like shit that was eaten by a dog and shitted out again, then eaten by an elephant and shitted out again, then eated by a monkey and shitted out again, then eaten by a bear and shitted out again, then eaten by a gorilla and shitted out again, then eaten by a horse and shitted out again, then eaten by a deer and shitted out again, then eaten by the same dog and shitted out again.
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A game filled with a majority of 10-15year old kids.
*high voice* Omg, I'm the best at modern warfare 2
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The most overrated video game in history. Sporting poor balance, a too-short campaign, glitches, terrible maps, and a group of raving idiot fanboys of the game who think they will join the Army Rangers when they reach 18.
Idiot: Modern Warfare 2 is realistic!
Anyone who knows shit: *facepalm*
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A Modern Major General:
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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A concept focusing on the idea that modern men are different to men of previous "ages". For example more care is taken with appearance and activities. Rugby lad culture is rejected. Links to metrosexual.
Wayne, Yo and Nic are modern day mans, however Jack is still a rugby lad.
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