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obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.
"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."
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wanda maximoff from the marvel cinematic universe. aka mommy
“elizabeth olsen is so hot in the new doctor strange movie, i love mommy wanda”
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the best sandwiches ever made by mommy’s who are vsco and are a furry
hey did the vsco furry make you a mommy sandwich
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i played with my g/f's mommy bags while i plowed her cinnamon ring
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A father that has been there for you as both your mom an dad when your mother was never there or vice versa
Thanks for being my mommy daddy it shows how much of a parent you are
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A term used by orphans to describe a very attractive woman but the woman has that motherly warmth that orphans longed for their whole life
Emma Watson is mommy af
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An older woman, typically middle aged in her late twenties to middle fifties who vomits into your mouth when you wish.
Mark: "Oh jeesh I wish I could find myself a vommy mommy!"
Matt: "what's that"
Mark: "Don't worry about it
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