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when you and your friends go to a graveyard and go munging and the girl shot a cottage cheese discharge when she died so not only do you get the stuff inside you get a dose of a cheese job. You are literally getting the best of both worlds.
"So this weekend me, michael, william, kevin, and chris all went hannah montana-ing."
"no way! I wish I would have gone."
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tongue kissing a butthole after a long horse ride. A special case of a rim-job
After a long ride across the plains, I got her to give me the old French Montana, even though I was sweating my balls off
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When a guy and girl are having sex and when the guy is done he proceeds to adorn her face with man cheese(jizz). Then, since men have to pee after sex, the guy pees on her face and the girl opens her mouth and gargles the solution of golden love and man juice.
"Jenny said she needed face wash. So I decided to give her the good old Montana Moonshine."
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When you fuck someone in the ass with corn on the cob while wearing a cowboy hat .
Yo man Danny got a French Montana last night . Haha that's nasty man !
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slipping your partner a laxative, then upon anal sex when she cant hold it in anymore, pull out, thus releasing a Montana Mudslide
my ol lady was complaning about being backed up, so i gave the bitch the ol Montana Mudslide!
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Downhill Skiing with no less than 10 dudes. Each dude cranking the guy on either side of him.
Chris called the crew over for a Montana Slalom.
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