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People who do not go out,they don't get with anyone,or drink or do anything fun
Those mormons need to get out more
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Someone who takes part in the satanic cult of the Later Day Saints. The men typically have 3-5 wives, and the women have no other purpose in life but to cook and clean.
I heard that mormons are basically Muslims that know how to fly planes away from tall structures.
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Brainwashed cultists who think they're Christians but they're not.
"Hey dude, you know Sally? She's a Mormon!"
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A stupid book written by a lying drug addict paedophile called Joseph Smith. Also known as the 'Book of Morons' after the morons who believe in it.
Shit, we've run out of toilet paper. Great, we finally have a use for the Book of Morons. Wipe the shit off your arse with that shit. Start with the chapter that contains the story about Brigham Young giving Joseph Smith a blow job. mormon, book of Mormon was written by a sexual pervert.
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Mormon is a sexual orientation describing those under the spectrum who are not only straighter than a boner but also fall in love with those of high intellect and stunning beauty.
Kayanna: Guys Keeveun just came out as a mormon.
Keeveun: Damn right I did.
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A religion that is par of Christianity. Most Christians say that they are not related, which is pretty true. The people are very mean and the book has racism,homophobia and sexism. They are called a cult by Atheists and Christians alike and Mormons don't drink tea or coffee. The religion is mostly located in Utah, as most of the locations made by Joseph Smith are made up.
Person 1: Aye, wanna go to Utah?
Me: Nah fam, it's full of Mormons.
Person 1: Why? It's a great place?
Me: Most of the people are snowbirds too, and Mormonism is a cult.
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The word you never want to hear out of your girlfriend's parents mouths
"So I wanted to get down with this girl, but turned out she was MORMON!"
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