Good Mother

A good mother is a mother (either blood or not) that will be there for their kids no matter what or how old. Gives up the expensive life style to spend on their child. Gives up the 2am partying for the 2am feedings. Who is there to provide not only financial support but emotional support. Who goes for a day without a shower. Who goes for days without 'doing' their hair. A good mother isn't defined by what everyone sees, a good mother is defined by how her child is raised and grows up

good mother

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Asian mother

Asian mothers are the worst of Asian parents. They are the ones, in particular, who bitch slap you if you get a B+ and force you to wear the cheap clothing they buy.

They are the ones, in particular, who ignore all your A's in your report and punish you for just one B.

It is the Asian mothers that usually buy cheap clothing for their kids, and the writing on the clothing makes no sense at all. To make things worse, they put mothballs in the closet to make the clothes smell like shit. So, you're wearing a shirt that makes no sense, and smells ridiculous.

Asian mothers are worse than Asian fathers. At least Asian fathers are laid back a little bit more and can tell properly if your report card is good or not.

Damn it! My Asian mother bought me this T-shirt that says something about soccer in poorly written English.

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mother in law

the fattest, ugliest, meanest, most fake, evil, stinkiest thing (with chin hair) you can imagine.

If my mother in law wasn't so gross and ever got laid she might not be such a cunt.

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teenage mother

the polite way to call someone a slut

She got pregnant at 14.

She's quite the teenage mother.

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mother's day

a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call you selfish,no matter how much you REALLY love them.......

a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift

i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes....but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other shit that my people wont use anyways......darned mother's day

if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them

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mother fucker

Is a noun that can represent any person place or thing.

1. That mother fucker owes me money.
2. Your party sux. This moter fucker is boring.
3. Im hungry as a mother fucker.
4. When i hit you, that mother fucker is gonna hurt.
5. Im broke like a mother fucker.

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mother trucker

a kid friendly way of saying mother fucker

mother trucker! i just stepped on a lego!

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