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A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.
'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'
The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.
As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."
A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.
I got so drunk last night with that Muff in Cuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.
the muff which surround the anal regions of the anus
"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"
"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"
the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue
james was always muff diving on jo
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It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.
I choked on muff garbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.
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(muff gar-bage) NOUN
Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.
Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.
"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"
"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"
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