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A muffin that you keep in your pocket for emergency calories. Essential for garnering sweet gainz after a workout when you are in a place with no food, or food that doesn't fit your macros.
Deshawn keeps a pocket muffin in all of his jackets, which is why he possesses great swole.
A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!
Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!
A sunny side up egg on an english muffin. Pronounced when running the words egg-on-a-muffin together. Usually popular amongst those of Polish decent.
Hey mom, can you make me breakfast?
Sure, let me make you an eggnon muffin.
Elizabeth what are you making us for breakfast?
My famous eggnon muffin's obviously!
When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.
“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.
A burley; yet, well defined vagina.
Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.
A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.
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The act of a woman not wearing underwear. (female version of freeballing)
"all of my underwear are dirty so I'm free muffin it"
"Wow! This is the third night this week that lindsay lohan has been snapped by photographers while she was free muffin it"
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When a cat "kneads" their paws on something, such as a blanket or your lap.
Aww Fluffy's so cute! She's making muffins on my pillow!
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