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A burley; yet, well defined vagina.
Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.
A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.
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The act of a woman not wearing underwear. (female version of freeballing)
"all of my underwear are dirty so I'm free muffin it"
"Wow! This is the third night this week that lindsay lohan has been snapped by photographers while she was free muffin it"
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When a cat "kneads" their paws on something, such as a blanket or your lap.
Aww Fluffy's so cute! She's making muffins on my pillow!
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Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.
Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?
Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.
I had a buddy that was a good team player out at bars and parties, but he was always vocal about wanting nothing to do with "The Chubby Muffins"
A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.
-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.
The bottom part of a muffin. Many times left behind as refuse due to its lack of taste.
Girl, where did all these muffin stumps come from? Where are all the tops for these muffins?
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