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lose weight,get rid of the flab
girl 1,if he would muscle up he'd be hella fine!
girl 2,yeah hes a bit of a chubbster.
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when you are freezing cold or take a swim causing your sac to retract
"Dude it fucking freezing out"
"Yeah I know man, I have some muscle nuts now!"
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Late 60's and Early 70's American performance cars, which had big displacement, high horsepower motors, and sleeper or stock look to them. Not to be confused with riceburners, 99% of which have a stock 120 horsepower SOHC 4 banger, with a huge spoiler on a FRONT WHEEL DRIVE CAR (morons), non color matching ridiculous body kits, an exhaust bigger than the engine (and sounds like a fat fuck farting non-stop after eating chilidogs) and paint jobs that might seem cool to a pre-schooler.
Did you see those rusty looking muscle cars that beat the ridiculous looking riceburners at the racetrack? Get used to it!
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When a girl got a fatass and you got to stop and reevaluate your whole life.
Damn, that girl's got a fucking muscle butt!
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Muscles that are used for look or for show.
Fake looking muscles that are used to get a lot of chicks.
Billy and Wilson both got them Popcorn Muscles they show off in the clubs of Springfield.
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When getting busy with a hoe from the street and she uses her vaginal power to strangle your manhood until you give her what she wants.
That bitch kept me in bed with her muscle lips. It was awesome!
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like american, but better. american muscle are pieces of shit. literally.
a koenigsegg.
yo, look at mah 360 modena sucka!
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