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when some one is talking shite, you say this phraise. it works, trust
1) sorry mate your talking crap, its all monkey mustard to me
2) your tlking monkey mustard
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A fart that seeps out a little bit of liquid. Similar to a shart, but much less solid. Usually occurs after a heavy night of drinking.
When I farted, I thought it was okay, but then I felt the butt mustard squishing between my cheeks.
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1 -- N. A turkish guy or girl that took a hurtful cock in the ass.
2 -- N. A turkish guy that you made dumbass.
Julian said me : "I sold him a flower pot for 50 dollars. He's so a mustarded Erdogan !"
"Oh yes !! Make me become a mustarded Erdogan !! Yesss !!
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stains left on a womans panties
look at your girlfriends panties, mustard stains
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A fart when one's ass-crack is caked with mustard, preferably spicy brown. Similar to the musket shot, yet no smokey cloud is produced. Only clumps of fine mustard.
Patrick was marinating in his own scent when he bent over and plopped out a spicy brown mustard shot on Charboneau's chest.
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there are many definitions for flipping the mustard; the most popular being to laugh so hard until you pee. Also, to flip the mustard can mean to grow angry and throw a fit, or conversely to have a startling revelation/epiphany which makes total sense of a previously bewildering topic. In addition, it can mean to literally flip the mustard container on your dinner table.
Did you see that? I think I just saw Jack flip the mustard!
I'm surprised we haven't seen John flip the mustard yet...
Man, David's being quite the @^$*(&# lately... he flips the mustard quite often.
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*Definitions for:*
-MUSTARD SLUT-
1) A Female whom loves Mustard so much, she put it on All and/or most of their meals.
Keep In Mind:
All Definiations:
2) An inddividual, whom wants to lick or have another individual lick Mustard off of the other individuals body.
3) Someone whom wears alot and/or always wears the color yellow.
4) Mustard Slut in this term/and slang,would define a woman whom is being reffered to as a "Good Lady."
5) An Individual whom has alot of sexual intercourse,around alot Marijuna Plants.
6) A Mustard Slut=Is an Asian Stripper.
7) A Blond Flirtatous gir whom is a just a tease.
-Not to be confused-nor mistaken' with A Slut Mustard(which is a complete diffrent deffinitation all together.)
*Example's: *
-Mustard Slut-
1-Oh my Daisys I am such a Mustard Slut, I am hella craving some Mustard ontop of my Pizza and Burrito for dinner.
2-Oh you sexy Mustard Slut, lick that mustard off of me.
3-Girl,you look like a freaking Mustard Slut, dressed like that!
4-MMMM Baby, You are my Mustard Slut.
5- I'll meet you in the grow room,My Little Mustard Slut.
6-After the Preformances I paid this little mustard slut, to give me a lap dance in her downstairs office.
7- That Mustard Slut gave me the worst blue balls ever.
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