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Mystery Meat Dish
A mystery meat dish is a plate of genuine and authentic Turkish, sometimes middle eastern kebab consisting of lamb, chicken and sometimes beef. Marinated in seasonal sauce and charcoal grilled to perfection.... a dish that many Americans struggle to identify... one that Tony from Orange named MMD.
Murdoch Mysteries Day is on the 9th Of October!
Boy: It’s the 9th of October!
Girl: that means it’s Murdoch mysteries day!! 😃
Describes the circumstances involving male ejaculate dispersed out of field of vision during orgasm, and the male and/or partner being unaware of the whereabouts of the ejaculate landing spot.
Did you just cum?" "yeah, but it's a Scooby Doo Mystery
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When a male friend comes knocking at another friend's bedroom door with full knowledge that he is in the room, but there is a mysterious silence. It is presumed that the friend was beating it.
David is in his room after taking a shower.
Richard: *Knocks on David's bedroom door*
David: *Mysterious silence in the room*
Richard: *Comes back out to the car* I knocked on David's door, but there was no response. I think he's beating one off.
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While traveling for a long period of time, and a car catches up to you, but likes your driving and speed enough not to attempt to pass. After miles you look through your rear view mirror to check up on your new road companion.
A typical aspect of road companion is day dreaming conversations with your road companion about other crappy drivers.
Person: How was the driver here?
Traveler: It was pretty long, but I had a pretty cool Mysterious Road Companion to keep me company.
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Having sex while you're menstruating, or having sex with a woman who is menstruating. Specifically describes the situation of having sex in the dark, and not noticing the condition until turning on the lights or walking into a lit room after the fact. Indicates surprise of noticing the site of your passion is splattered with blood, much like a murder scene. Situation is amplified by white sheets.
Can be expanded to "Murder Mystery Dinner Theatre" to imply that oral sex took place.
Dude 1: I brought this girl home last night, and it was awesome, at first...
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: When I switched on the lights, total Murder Mystery Theatre! My white sheets were ruined!
Dude 2: Wow man, that sucks!
Dude 1: Yeah, but she did offer to clean them, so I might keep seeing her...
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A popular game on ROBLOX developed by Nikilis. The game has a large trading community where they trade high-value items. But then there is those slender teamer fuckheads that have the most bland avatars known to ROBLOX that play bypassed earrape shitty rap music to the entire lobby, not to mention they are usually ODers (online daters.) Overall, the game is fun but the community is questionable.
"Hey Mike! Wanna play some Murder Mystery 2 with the boys?"
"Nah, I got scammed yesterday out of my Elderwood Set. I'm not taking any chances."
"Fair enough."
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