The Nub Shrub is a rarely seen creature that has 4 legs, 1 head and loves for 85 years. It spends its whole life making memes
Wow, Alex. I think that's a wild Nub Shrub
One who constantly bails on plans. Especially if such plans were set a week or more in advance.
"She definitely bailed for the fourth week in a row, she's an ultra nub."
An incompetent hero whose splayed out state of disarray (generated in an attempt to quest) conjures the image of a salad.
Look at all the scarabs he's left behind! Nub salad!
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1. Good, but not good enough for one to raise whole thumb - thumbs up - a halfhearted sign of good job.
2. Most Likely used when while playing a sport and that one kid thinks hes really good, and everyone tells him hes really good but behind his back your laughing becuase he just fell flat on his face trying to catch a Frisbee. And he still missed.
Example; Wow. You were so drunk you fucked your own sister. Nubs up dude.
The swelling of a female submissives clitoris after being aroused having witnessed a Dom-Rod
"I know you like it. I can see you've got a sub-nub"
A semi-erect penis. May be semi-erect on the way to full on Chub due to sexual arousal or semi-erect in the refractory period post sexual activity returning to a flaccid state.
Roger was known for getting aroused at the gym watching chicks work out. He was always sporting a Ham Nub.
After a round of deep penetrating anal sex with his girlfriend Carla, Frank rolled off of her and laid in bed sporting a Ham Nub until he fell asleep.
A player in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that would rather camp and pick off a few strays than go after the objective of the gametype.
Can be found sitting in the corner, behind the barrels with an RPD watching his teammates die and the clock tick down.
"Yo check this Random Nub out, he's just sitting there. Get yer popcorn!"