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Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum
Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.
Zygotes that should have been placed in a napkin.
That fucker was a real napkin shot
- The one who is using too much napkins in the coffee shops or restaurants
- The one who always finish the napkins in your place
- Jack is such a napkins whore, he ordered a bottle of water , he took 10 napkins with it!
-Friend1: I can’t believe that, Sally finished the napkins when she came over!
Friend 2: AGAIN!! Well! She’s being a napkins whore as usual!
Napkin Math is a two-party activity occurring during dinner in which a pen and napkin are used to discuss debates or questions about math. Napkin Math is a spontaneous activity started by discussions or questions and can take anywhere from a few minutes to around an hour.
Thanks to the Napkin Math my brother and I did yesterday, I am prepared for today's math lesson.
An Xbox Live player who frequently plays RTS games, and is actually a member of a clan based off of an RTS game known as 'Command & Conquer' that originated shortly after the release of the fore mentioned game back in 1995. The clan he is a member of, worships the charismatic leader named 'Kane' of the evil forces known as 'NOD' and will usually be a very skilled player. Although many of the games this person has not played, this person, as most of their clan do, will usually pick the game up in a matter of moments, and be outplaying even the seasoned pros. Watch out for his tricks, he is known for being very misleading and WILL take advantage of a situation as soon as the opportunity arises.
Player: "Oh f, how did u know i was going to be there?"
SF napkin: "HA HA!! I was always watching, i am always watching."
Player: wtf man
SF napkin: "HA! you cant hide anywhere, so just come out and this will end quick....."
When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.
Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.
When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.
"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."