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That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.
I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.
When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.
Chris is selling napkin dreams.
A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.
I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!
Classy word for toilet paper
After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins
when the pocket on your booty shorts hangs out below your hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.
tinder boy:” gurrllll u basic, u got those shorts with them napkin joints”
girl:”wut”
Teen youtube rapper who never uploads.
Person 1:“Have you heard that new Sir Napkin song?”
Person 2:“It isn’t new it came out months ago”
Another large, detached earlobe.
He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.