Mary: hey du...
*Kiss*
Mary: wtf was that for?!?!
You: it’s National kiss your bff day
On Friday may 13th kiss your homies to prove your respect to them
National kiss your homies day “Yo it’s kiss yo homies day” “kisses”
A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A
Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
October 14th is National Kiss Ryan Day.
Me: Yo what day is it today?
Ryan: Its national kiss ryan day
Today is the day you kiss a boy who’s name start with R
“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”
“Bro I’m not gay”
“Doesn’t matter”
Kissing a drug dealer. Who doesn’t like it?
I kissed Honey king on national kiss a drug dealer day!
A holiday on Febuary 21st celebrated all over the world to kiss Thomas Ross. The “term” Kiss can also fall into the “blowjob” and “give anal” category.
Girl 1: it’s National Kiss Thomas Ross Day!
Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!
Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.