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Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 15, 2022


Drew Nelson

He always be cheesin’.

Drew Nelson is always cheesin’ bro. It’s so natural for him, he doesn’t even know.

by BrotherPort13 December 1, 2021


Ron Nelson

A drink of mixed rum favored by the poor and college students

"When you mix Ron Roberto and Admiral Nelson's, you get... the Ron Nelson."

by Gorman 1st floor May 17, 2008


Ashy Nelson

a girl with a great ass

she has a ashy nelson ass and Mathew should be proud of this post not made at me

by Leroy Trevorson February 24, 2016


Willie Nelson

A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."

That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.

by Heid-ah! June 3, 2021


madylin+nelson

Novia and novio

Mady is Nelson novia
Nelson is Mady novio
Madylin+Nelson

by Tupapinel July 1, 2021


brian nelson

some kid who no one likes

lol not that brian nelson kid

by ali djama February 21, 2017