Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
Drew Nelson is always cheesin’ bro. It’s so natural for him, he doesn’t even know.
A drink of mixed rum favored by the poor and college students
"When you mix Ron Roberto and Admiral Nelson's, you get... the Ron Nelson."
she has a ashy nelson ass and Mathew should be proud of this post not made at me
A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."
That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.