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nerd

an offensive use for somebody who is very smart but is outcast and badly treated for 2 reasons both quite strange but there they are all the same

1. they work hard in lessons and are usually top of the class the objective of which is usually so they get a good education and a well payed job therefore becoming rich and famous and becoming very populare however most non-nerds in school seem to think that that's a bad idea for some reason...

2. they do not follow certain trends that appear to be daring and therefore cool and not falling for peer preasure

i.e. playing in a campsite, falling and breaking your neck, taking drugs and cigarettes then becoming a faggoty slob getting a girl under 18 pregnant then running off then getting a job that gives you around 15 grand a year and raise your kids up to be just like you and so the cycle goes on.

1.
nerd: i did all my homework early miss Ermintrude i even did a bit more work by myself!
teacher: oh well done hughbert! see this is what good children are like!
opposite to nerd: damn nerd!

2.
druggy: come on nerd just do it don't be so scared
nerd: no way i'm not doing that not ever
*druggy punches nerd in face causing him to have nose bleed and runs off laughing*

by DA BIG CHEESE June 15, 2008

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Nerd

A person that knows what bohemianism is.
Nobody usually likes this person, most likely a chongo and becomes best friends with his girlfriends biffle.

Peter is such a Nerd !

by Terribly Bohemian May 14, 2008

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


nerd

someone who has no life and sits in front of the computer all day. has no social life and always pretends to be grounded because theyd rather play computer games than hang out with friends. wears cheap K-mart bluelight special shirts. when hanging around with people who are much cooler than you and can be cool, nerds try to imitate it and become bigger nerds or wiggers (see Wigger)

OMG chris is such a big freakin nerd!!!

by sum1 May 16, 2004

22πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


nerd

A really stupid (IMO) name for one who uses computers frequently.

These Counter-Strike nerds are slowing our connection down!

by gs6 December 23, 2002

12πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


nerd

A bunch of socially disabled men who get together on a Friday night to play board games.

see www.risknerds.com for a classic example

by Pizza Man Sam June 26, 2006

17πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


nerd

By way of all the definitions of nerd and geek on this site i am bothyet neither. I am exceedingly good at computing, (now for the jargon) with languages such as HTML, PHP, JavaScript, CSS ect, and have a web design job. I am 15. I earn on average about Β£2000 a month. I built a top of the range computer with DVD, CD r/w, TV input ect, for Β£250.
I am also socially advanced. I am not a reclusive obbsessive. I wish i was. I cant live without social interaction.
I am 15 and i am already better than some of you will ever be in your entire life.
I have 3 websites, and i run 2 very profitable ones.
So suck on that you prejudicic losers.

this is an example

by zosoboy March 21, 2004

17πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Nerd

A very smart person but the other guy can’t think of the roast because ur so powerful he tries to say ur smart as a insult and he dies and suffers in a pool of cats scratching his face while a large cheddar cheese block grows arms and kills him many times

Bully:nerd
Bully:HELP!!!!!!!!

by The non biased one October 14, 2023

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž