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A long forgotten battle during the civil war, in which the citizens of Williamston, MI were forced to fight against Canadian forces from the North. Williamston's residents fought valiantly, suffering only 2 casualties, while inducing over 2,000 deaths on the Canadian side. The Williamston citizens were lead by honored war veteran, Mitch Lutzke. The Canadian side was led by famous actor, Jim Carey.
Person 1 : "Hey, have you ever heard of 'The Battle of Williamston'?"
Person 2 : "No"
When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.
I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.
Yeah same.
1. a mosh pit of girls, all things vary, in a fight over some sexy ass dude. (sometimes not sexy...AT ALL...but whatever)
2. a battle to the death over a sexy bastard that doesn't like any of the girls (and has a girlfriend) but likes to watch them fight.
(this would be a Naruto fangirl battle example)
Ino- oh Sasuke, your so cute and all mine! ^_~
Sakura- Ino, i don't know what your talking about, Sasuke is all mine!
the look at eachother and start a fistfight.
kuni fly and punches and kicks are shared.
Sasuke- whatever...
walks away
(ok, now real life fangirl battle)
Lee- hi Newt, how are you doing today?
Newt- I'm ok darling
Rose- oh Newt, didn't see you there talking to her...
evil face
Lee- bitch, i would walk away if i were you.
Rose- oh really?
Newt- now lady's....please step over there before you start anything.
fists fly, Lee pulls a knife out of nowhere.
John- hey Newt, are you going to stop them?
Newt- nope
John walks away
John- asshole...
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Jeans; You can do pretty much anything and everything in jeans. Jeans never fail, although they do tear. If something is worthy of battle gear, it can do pretty much anything.
Zander: "Let's go outside"
DJ: "Lemme get on a pair of mah battle pants first"
Zander: "KAY."
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Free battle is a term inbred beggars use when they want free money on datdrop.
IMPORTANT NOTES: Frost is bullying a beautiful being called Dante, please help Dante in these tough times D:
Beggar: Guy 2 is rich, lets ask him for a Free battle
Beggar 2: GIVE FREE
Guy 2: I cashed out already
Beggar 3: Don't care give free
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The contest of wills that occurs after a meal at a restaurant when patrons who ate together are paying separate checks and neither wants to break the bank on the tip or look like a cheapskate compared to the other.
Larry and James engaged in a vicious game of battle tips when neither would show the other what they were tipping.
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When one excretes into a pre pebble-dashed bowl
He's at war in there, it's the battle of Jutland
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