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a short lazy stoner way of saying "go fuck yourself"
you- "man i got the munchies. gimme some of your fuckin cookies"
Me- "you-fuck-you"
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STOP FUCKING MAKING FUN OF MY FURRY FANFICS AND LICK MY TOES
STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME!!! FUCK YOU KYLE
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A good retort to someone who is so ignorantly patriotic that they believe anyone who has a problem with the way their country is run or has an opinion that is different than the majority is "un-American" and doesn't deserve to live there. These people are usually in the religious right and are actually the only proof against human evolution.
Got a problem with me expressing my opinions? FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS. Go back to church.
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when plans are going down for something really stupid and you have been tricked/convinced into being a part of it, instead of just saying no though, you just say "fuck you" in advance. can also be used when you know an individual (mostly the stooge of the group) is going to mess something up.
getting ready to deliver flyers to the neighbourhood:
Guy 1: "okay so we got to 300 houses in like 4 hours..."
Guy 2: "we are so screwed"
Guy 3 "this is going to go terribly wrong"
Guy 1 to Stooge of Group: "fuck you in advance"
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A Fuck You Tip is given, when, in a coffee shop, deli, or any store with a tip jar, the customer tips the clerk with change that is 10 cents or less. This is called a fuck you tip because, although your giving the person money, it is an insult to give someone such a smalll amount of money as a tip".
*Customer orders a coffee which costs $1.97*
Next
*Customer hands clerk 2 dollars*
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*Customer receives 3 cents change
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*Customer puts that 3 cents in the tip jar
"Hey man, I gave that deli worker today a fuck you tip. my order came out to $9.92 and I threw him a 10 dollar bill. Then he gave me the 8 cents back and I threw it in the tip jar, it was great!"
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The circle button used in God of War to grab enemies, usually resulting in death for the defense, as defined by Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation.
I used the "fuck you" button and ripped that harpy's wings right off.
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