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To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating
A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)
To scratch someone everywhere on their body, giving them immense pleasure.
Girl 1: Last night was amazing!
Girl 2: What happened?
Girl 1: Jared gave me a scratch down! <3
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Mike : This bar is full of gays.
Jamal : Let's scratch out.
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The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)
Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?
Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?
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Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.
I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.
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When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.
"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."
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your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.
yo man that handwritting looks like chicken scratch..hahahahahaha!
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