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The dude in the back asleep on a subway without pants on
Dude who’s that
Oh it’s the homeless man on a subway
a child rapest whos only other interest is subway
look at that jeard from subway
subway surfers birginity is described as have less than 1 million highscore.
I lost my subway surfers virginity.
Christina Aguilera is Dirrrrty. I bet she loves to ride the French Subway!
A potentially fatal lapse in subway safety. If you leave the doors between cars slightly open after passing through, then it will create a miniature vortex that will suck anyone stood near the door out into the tunnel.
See also: Fan Death
"John was the first Subway Door Death casualty of the summer season."
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When you stick a 5 dollar foot long up your vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. Then your man eats the foot long while it's in your vagina and you have to finish it. Then when the man finishes eating it you eat the woman out. After that you stick a six incher up the womans butt and you have to finish that and then eat the womans butt out. Then you look for any loose pieces of lettuce by sticking your head up her butt or vagina.
I subway Sloth Insertion Amandas feminine areas lastnite.
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The result of left-leaning transportation policy that effectively stole the systems built by the BRT (BMT predecessor and Pennsylvania Railroad affiliate) and the IRT by Mayor John "Red Mike" Hylan--all over the nickel fare. It took less than 30 years to build the complete IRT and BMT subway and El systems, less than 10 to build the IND, and forever to construct a simple two-track subway under Second Avenue. Ohhh, had the Ellsberg Law never been passed...
"Hi, its best for the state to run the subway, so we can maintain the nickel fare." Wait--now that we own it, we can raise the price and reduce the service? Great--left-leaning at its best!
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