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When your significant other turns you down for sex because they're affraid of getting Covid-19. Can also be used for anything you can't do because of the Corona Virus.
This CoroNO Virus is really starting to piss me off. My wife says a can't fuck ner again until tis pandemic is over!
My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!
Baqua virus who is a clipper of hololive
Baqua virus
A hyped flu without a vaccine.
people infected with corona does a roadtrip through the world.
i have the Corona virus man.
don't stay home man.
Virus from China, also known as The Boomer Remover.
My friends grandma died yesterday. The Corona Virus strikes again
The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit
2095
John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?
Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.
John: Boris banned Christmas?
Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
A virus that plays classical music while it fucks you in the ass.
Nate: My computer just randomly started playing music.
Mike: It a classy virus, that plays classical music...
Chris: While it fucks you in the ass.
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From the people who brought you the hits Ebola and A.I.D.S, this virus can grossly deform children still in the womb if their mother should contract it, rushed straight from the continent to you!. Thanks Africa for your latest contribution to the world.
Did you hear Tracey just found out she has contracted the Zika virus? I hope she doesn't have to terminate her pregnancy.
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