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A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.
gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(
Something so awesome or so horrible that it cannot be defined in any other way. It can be good or bad depending on the context or situation.
"Dude, did you see that skezy girl at the club the other night? She was straight raping!"
"New years 2012 was straight raping! I had the time of my life."
A male that has a penis but no balls or scrotum.
“My buddy Darlington lost his balls and scrot in a freak accident. Now he just has an epic straight stick.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
Referring to an object that is, in fact, straight in front of the person or object in question. Used by supremely cool high schooler(s).
Yo bro the people in the house straight and forward do drugs
A straight in poker, but only 4 cards long (rather than the required 5). Usually thrown down onto the felt with great enthusiasm, and accompanied by a chip-raking motion with one's free arm.
Check it out boys! A Chappelli straight!
A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.
Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates
Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates
"No, dude! I'm Straight!"
"You're DEFINITELY a "Straight" guy."
A homosexuals straight male companion. The guy a gay guy can have an incredible bond with, sometimes life lasting, and both give a receive a true love without any sexual desire. Like brotherhood, which is very unique between alot of straight and gay people.
"warren is my straight boyfriend"
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