noodle salad

A bunch of blokes putting their flaccid cocks into a girls mouth.

Edward, Alex and Kyle were giving Samantha the best noodle salad of her life

108👍 18👎

tall noodle

Something that is smol but less innocent

She is a tall noodle

39👍 5👎

Forbidden noodle

A snake.

I saw three forbidden noodles on my run this morning!

Noodle dong

When someone is obsessing over noodles.

I need noodles!!!

Ur so noodle Dong right now.

Noodle Dong

When someone is obsessing over noodles

AHHHHH!!!! I need noodles nowwww!!!
Ur so noodle Dong!

Noodle Wang

A penis that is elongated, thin and wiggly. The phallic antithesis and arch nemesis of a chode.

Wow Fred, you've got a serious noodle wang on you. Be careful you don't poke someone's eye out with it.

Nigga Noodle

One of the best food recommendations

Kid: can anyone recommend me food I should try
Kid's friend: I was thinkin-
Nick Avocado: *crunches* nigga noodle *smacks* nigga noodle *crunches more* nigga noodle.
Both kids: what the fuck