It is a blizzard but it doesn't stick to the pavement
aw mans its not blizzarding again
A violent form of self-torture.
A bad way to lose your lunch.
The fecal matter sprays out while it remains to be extremely hot. Therefore burning your butthole. Can be accompanied with screaming.
Guy 1: Dood I knew I shouldn't of eaten Taco Bell! It gave me a Black Blizzard of Liquid Fire!
Guy 2: I warned you man...
Guy 1: I know, now I'm gonna be sore all week and my boss is gonna ask why I'm limping again...*sigh*
A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage
Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard
A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.
We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.
A buddy of ours' foreskin ripped open while dawging a bad bitch and began to bleed. He continued to fuck and when he pulled out to cum he covered said bad bitch in blood and semen. This my friends is the Bloody Blizzard.
I gotta go to the hospital after giving my girl a Bloody Blizzard.
Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.
its blizzardering outside
look how its blizzardering in the north pole
When it is so cold your dick and balls suck so far in, they are in your ass. The precum lubes your bussy for later use.
Damn, it's so cold out I got blizzard bussy on the way to steamworks.