Nuke Balls

The feeling one gets after racking up your first 24 killstreak in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and having some douchebag runner knife you in the back preventing you from getting your nuke on. Much like the feeling of having your girlfriend lovingly suck on your penis and wait till you are about to cum but instead, headbutts your balls.

Gamer: DUUUDE I almost got a Nuke on wasteland!!!!!

Roomate: Fuckin tits dude

Gamer: Right? Ive been trying all week!! Wait, why do my balls hurt so bad all the sudden?

Roomate: Dude, youve got Nuke Balls .....

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Loose Nukes

1. A category for the uncategorizable
2. An explanation for the unexplainable
3. An excuse for the unexcusable

Thug #1: Yo homes, is Enya considered New Age or Soft Pop?
Thug #2: Who knows g, loose nukes!

Sorority Girl: Katie was totes loose nukes last night at the bar. I'm pretty sure she hooked up with the bouncer...
BFF: OMFG again?... loose nukes, yo!!!

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nuke hiroshima

To Take a Huge shit in an unsuspecting toilet.

Man im going to go nuke hiroshima

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nuke 'em

When you put food in the microwave to heat it up.

"Damn man, I'm feedin' for some french fries."
"You wanna call some chinese food?"
"Nah I got frozen ones in the freezer I'm 'bout to just nuke 'em."

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nuke the fridge

To accumulate enough leftovers so as to run out of space in your refrigerator, heat them up in your microwave, and run over to your neighbor's house passed off as food you made to apologize for something you did.

-Yo man, why'd you have to kill his niece too
-Relax we'll just nuke the fridge
-Aight

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The Nuke

Known for his unbounding sense of humor, The Nuke is able to post in threads as fast as lightening. He also shares the same IP address as wordUISjackolope/word

The Nuke, you so silly!

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nuke yourself

To drop a nuke at your feet and blow up

I told that freak "nuke yourself"

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