Oh my DAVE!

An expression of suprise which can be used as a substitute for the common phrases "oh my god" and "oh my days," etc

This is all down to online instant messaging, and a little too much imagination!

the pronunciation of this is staggered, with a large emphasis on the word "DAVE" itself

"arghhh my hair is on fire!"

"oh my DAVE!"

or

"oh my DAVE not you again!"

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Oh my wow

An alternative to saying "Oh my God" or "OMG"

It is abbreviated with O.M.W. like O.M.G

It also has nothing to do with being under the influence of marijuana!

Person 1: I went to .: youtube.com/user/HoiHoyProductions :. and it is hilarious!
Person 2: OH MY WOW!!! That is funny! Those guys rock! OMW!
Person 3: Hoi Hoy!

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Oh my goat

Term used to express shock/surprise/overwhelm/astonishment in a socially friendly way.

"OH MY GOAT I'M SO FUCKIN FUCKED OFF THAT KEY OF MKAT"

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Oh my jihad

Expression / Idiom
Basic exclamation to follow any given statement. It is the evolved progression of the over used expression "Oh my god". Does not bear any religious significance.

Person 1: "Hey, the pizza delivery guy says he's going to take over an hour, and I'm freakin starving man!!"
Person 2: "Oh my jihad!"

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oh my goose

what you say when you feel embarrassed for someone.

annoying girl's boyfriend walks into the room and she stands up in front of everyone and hugs him. (so that everyone can see)

You then whipser this to your friend

"Oh my goose."

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Oh my God

totally offensive and if you say this all the time you should just read the ten commandments- one is do not take the lords name in vain

oh my god= bad

say oh my gosh

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oh my goid

saying “oh my god” but better. referenced from a vine. only the baddest bishes use it.

oh my goid, the cable turned off