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April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day
Hey bro today's national fuck off day
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The best word to use when pissed off at someone really bad
Oh fuck off mother fucker
Fuck off mother fucker I'm trying to lick a pussy here
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1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.
1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"
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when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass
otherwise known as a total bruh moment
Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass
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The art of opening a females vaginal cavity and screaming fuck off, with the intention to fill their syfincter with air causing them to do a fanny fart.
oooooh, the air tickes, you just gave me a really good fuck off in my fanny
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a term used by Ricky, a character from the popular TV show, Trailer Park Boys. A twist on the saying "make like a tree and leave". Ricky does this with many other phrases, such as "peach and cake (piece of cake)" or "denial and error (trial and error)".
Julian: Get the fuck out of here Randy.
Ricky: Yea - make like a tree and fuck off.
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what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....
oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)
Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz
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