A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.
"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."
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Too great to be described. Best known description:
"Unknowable" or "All".
Oh my God it's Max! Shit...look busy...
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grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone
Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!
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My Grandma๐
Or in some cases a fucking annoying bitch
Shut up and mind your shit old crone
What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
A more polite way of saying old as fuck.
Homie: Got them NWA recs man
(brother sees cassette)
Brother: Shit, these old af man.
a common thing on this website
Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!