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Old Gregg

A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.

"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."

by alabamafan4ever December 30, 2011

87๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Max Olds

Too great to be described. Best known description:

"Unknowable" or "All".

Oh my God it's Max! Shit...look busy...

by DragonQ March 17, 2004

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


old bag

grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone

Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

104๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old crone

My Grandma๐Ÿ˜
Or in some cases a fucking annoying bitch

Shut up and mind your shit old crone

by 18 and ugly๐Ÿ˜ฌ July 22, 2017


Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.

Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.

by jazzrock July 29, 2008


old af

A more polite way of saying old as fuck.

Homie: Got them NWA recs man
(brother sees cassette)
Brother: Shit, these old af man.

by Playmann January 21, 2019


old definitions

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